Does electing Obama serve as reparations?

Barack Obama is clearly not experienced enough to be the President of the United States, is mildly corrupt, does not have true stances on most issues, is going to owe an amzing amount of people favors once he is elected, and is half black.

During his campaign it was revealed that he has received funding and support from a group of African-Americans whose fundamental mission is to secure reparations (i.e. money) from the United States goverment to pay them back for their relatives having been forced to be slaves.

Electing Obama, or paying reparations, are both ignorant decisions.  But, if the American people do both would the reparations groups be satisfied and be quiet from here on in?

What swear would you use?

Let's play a game.  Replace the "#@*" with what you think would be the most appropriate swear word.  For this one I pick fuck, as in "OH, Fuck...NO!"  The character is responding to seeing Crankshaft's black teammate and apparently he is not a diversity guy. 

Are Americans on Candid Camera?

Is this all a huge joke? After yesterday's market meltdown I was reviewing the events of the past month.

1) The United States Taxpayers own Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, most of AIG, and soon will be taking on all of the bad loans of the banks who made a series of dumb gambles with adjustable rate mortgages. The United States government is the largest mortgage banker in the world at this point. These actions are similar to if I went gambling, lost all of my money, came home and had all of my neighbors pool their money and give it all to me.

2) The GOP allowed the McCain campaign to pick the least qualified governor in the United States as the Republican Vice-Presidential candidate. Not only has Governor Palin only been the Governor of Alaska for a little less than two years, but she recently gave birth to a child who is afflicted with Down's Syndrome, and was already the mother of four other children. Her teenage daughter is pregnant! John McCain is 72 years old, was held as a POW for five years, and has a history of melanoma. Does everyone realize how many presidents have been assasinated? This has got be someone pulling a fast one on us doesn't it? James Dobson would have been a better choice.

3) While all of this is going on at home the United States is also fighting two wars overseas to the tune of 10 billion dollars a month. There is a roughly defined goal (make one group stop killing the other groups), there is no exit strategy, and this has been going on for six years.

This all strikes me as a bad episode of Candid Camera. Is this someone seeing how much they can make us dance for a Klondike Bar?